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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Frustrated Bonella Appears


So there I was, getting it on with my new beau, Slim Ribber -- yeah, I got a beau, what of it?! -- when I hear this Satan Save Me human cry from above:

Bonella, where are you?

Gave me the willies I tell you because that voice belongs to none other than that wicked hag who's been busting my bones throughout this so-called human blog festival of yours. You guys call her Ro, I call her a few other names.

Poor Slim took off in a fright. Now how can a human voice possibly scare one of us? That just proves that woman is gonna end up being a host of your next festival next year if she keeps up with that attitude of hers.

Now you made me come in here, interrupt this cool three part tribute to someone I've been a fan of for a long time, Alfred Hitchcock. May his BIRDS fly near your homes for pulling me away from Slim to come here.

Now if I have your permissions I'd like to go find Slim and resume our...

yeah, as if I'd tell you guys.

Leave me alone. I'll get to you when I'm ready to smell more humans.

11 comments:

Roseanne Dowell said...

Yay!!!! Glad we could interrupt. But I'm not the one who called you. I just wondered where you disappeared to. That voice you heard was none other than my good friend, Heather Haven, who wrote that wonderful story that you just interrupted. Believe me, we weren't missing you. So go back to your friend Slim. God knows what he sees in you. But I guess as the saying goes, there's someone for everyone out there.

MuseItUp Publishing said...

BONELLA: Hey, if you can get a man, I CAN GET A MAN. So Heather was the interruptor? Hmmm...well, as your BOSS says, get ready for another award. Buhhahahahaha

Ginger Simpson said...

How delightfully Ghoulish of you to make an appearance. Actually, I always wanted to be thin, but you've totally changed my mind. I can only imagine what Slim must look like....smell like, too. I never could stand the smell of rotting carcasses. That is your favorite cologne isn't it? Midnight in The Rendering Plant.

MuseItUp Publishing said...

BONELLA: Actually, my favorite cologne is SKINUVAHUMAN spritzer. I lay it on nice and thick when I go hunting for trophies. So where did you say you live?

Lin said...

Oh Shoot! I thought I had done all of us at Muse a service. I thought interviewing me had sent you whining for all time back to YOUR...uhm Boneyard. But then again, maybe that is what I did since you decided to RETIRE with your kind once more. Glad I could help guide you back to those moldy, crusty, languishing bits of deteriorating mold spores and relieve my fellow Musers from what it now seems was just your eons of not getting "crusted".

Sorry anyone's voice called you back. Stay where you are and continue to getting "crusted'. It's just so nice to know I, "nice" little me, undid the blustering Bonella Sticks for our team!

Yeah Muse!

MuseItUp Publishing said...

BONELLA: Listen up, Miz NICE, you didn't shoo me or scare me away, so no YEAH MUSE! celebrations yet. Slim Ribber and I were getting to know one another...takes time...ah, what the heck am I explaining myself to you, a human, for. Get outta my bizwax, k?

Lin said...

Touchy, touchy touchy....or maybe that's the problem...no can get touchy, touchy, touchy? I think I told you how to help with that "dust-to-dust" problem...but let me repeat HYDROCORTIZONE CREAM. At least if you rub that all over yourselves you won't have to worry about...you know...sloughing off when you accidently bump bones.

Roseanne Dowell said...

Lin seems to have a good handle on this situation. I'll just step back and let her handle Bonella. Maybe that sticky jangling skeleton will roast her first instead of me.

Charlie said...

Oh, Bonella, you are just nasty... you need to lighten up and let someone tickle your funny bone. You do still have the funny bone, don't you? Or did you pawn that off for that hat? Bwaaa haaaa haaaa.
grin.
C.K. Volnek

Roseanne Dowell said...

Oh, Charlie, I think you're right. How else could she come up with a hat so ugly?

Susanne Drazic said...

Poor Bonella. I think she was trying to get her old funny bone tickled when she got called away.

Hi Bonella! I think I'm one of the few humans around here who likes you. : )