GROUP WHISPERINGS: Psst...Buzzz...Blah...Blah...Psst....
SLIM RIBBER: Nah...she's not that bad...honest.
BONELLA: WTF!!!...Exqueeze me, but Slim...what the heck are you doing with those humans? Those GAL humans...ON THE FREAKING GRASS NO LESS!!!
SLIM RIBBER: Ah, honeykin--
BONELLA: otstay with the oneykinhay...What's wrong with you?
ARGHH!! You smell like them now!!
SLIM RIBBER: But I was just--
BONELLA: Shush, just shush...I chase that stupid dog, squirrel, and hamster and you're 'a bit of tea, dahling' with those...those...
SLIM RIBBER: ladies.
SLIM RIBBER: Listen, honeykin...
BONELLA: I told you to shush...so just SHUT UP!
Slim excuses himself and walks closer to Bonella
SLIM RIBBER: No, YOU SHUT UP! I've taken as much of your crap as I can stomach. Now you listen up, and you listen up good, Bonella. These ladies were simply giving me tips on how I can impress you because lately it seems you care more about Bonella than me.
Bonella touches his forehead.
BONELLA: Slim...I don't think you're going to come from down under next October. Think this climate is affecting you.
SLIM RIBBER: No, Bonella, it's not the weather that's affecting me but a broken heart. You have no idea how much you mean to me...so I guess I better sing it in a song...
Stay tuned for the next segment! Will Bonella change her ways? Will she boot Slim out of her life? Or will she kill Roseanne Dowell thinking she conspired with these ladies to turn Slim's head against Bonella? What do you think will happen? What do you want to happen?
GRINCH: May I ask a stuuuupid question? Where is the dog, the squirrel, and the hamster?
BONELLA: Well I didn't eat them that's for sure...then again...too many things on my mind to remember.