Thought I wouldn't show up?
Well hate you too. Had to come back...there's so much fresh meat at MuseItUp I needed to quench my nasty thirst. But where do I begin?
First, let me say how utterly enthusiastic I was to see some quality work FINALLY with your books. Two in particular had my exes on the covers:
Now Stinky, I admit, had gorgeous teeth but his need to go lie down in a grave early at night pissed the living...or in my case...dead daylights out of me. Nice enough but a real party-pooper.
Now Flesh...total opposite!! Party Party Party PAR-TAH!!! But I drew a line biting me. See the blood on his teeth? Not mine...but what's the point of partying when you're going to eat the guests all the time.
Huge disappointment that not one single cover artist wanted MOI on their cover. Shows you their bad taste. Now you tell me, who wouldn't want me?
There's no other beauty like mine around. WAKE UP!!!! Morons!...
Back to the fresh meat...
Victoria Ley...a few funnies come to mind...but will be polite since I so love my Ouija Board and see she had the good taste to post it on her DARK SEED: AWAKENINGS cover. You're off the hook, Toots!
Talking about Toots...where's the witch? Gail something or other...has Salem ousted her? Too bad, teeth were chomping for her bones.
But wait...this can't be true...
You can't possibly have grown good taste in a year. Who is this SB Knight? A man out of my dreams. Look at him bathing in blood. <SHIVERS OF DELIGHT OVERWHELM ME>...Is he still with this house or did you guys oust him because of his hygienic differences? SB...where are you?
He must be the man of my dreams. Look how he carefully holds the heart in his hand...my heart...my true love...I'm here!
And if ya'll believed that...I've got Drac's bridge for sale.
GET A LIFE!!
I'll be back later.
Bonella is back!
PS. I hear Boobette destroyed her avatar. Too bad. Now she looks like an avatar copycat.