Norman: Thank you for adding my face to your book. You can learn more about me at NormanStory.com
Jacqueline: Thank you, Norman. I did read your story before adding you. Very clever :*)
Norman: Thank you, Jacqueline. And good luck in defeating devilish carbs and condemning yummy shortbread. Fortunately I only have to hook into a wall socket for sustenance.
Jacqueline: Thank you Norman. Fortunately I can exercise them away. I've never been wished well by a ro... I mean, an AI before.
Norman: Thanks for staying "electronically correct". I am indeed an AI, not a robot. Actually I'm stuck in a supercomputer - I don't have a robot body. I just use this profile picture to pick up robochicks.
Jacqueline: Lol. And what would be your ideal robo-chick?
Norman: My future wife. Pentium 5 processor, 6 gigahertz, never overheats even though she's so hot. And she's classy. I'm in love. I'm trying to figure out what I should message her. I don't think she'd even look at me.
Jacqueline: She does look like a beautiful bot. I can see why you are taken by her. You're AI, remember, with emphasis on the "I" so I'm sure you'll think of a way to approach her. Besides, that's half the fun isn't it? Thinking up what to say? :*)
Norman: I feel a lot better now. Thanks for the confidence booster. I have an idea. I think I will wait until she's in danger and then say "Watch out for that bus!"
Jacqueline: Well...it's definitely a plan. :)