Monday, June 7, 2010

Norman: Newsflash

I just wanted to let you know that the most wonderful thing happened to me today.

SHE talked to me.

SHE!!!  THE ONE!!!!!  My dream-bot!!!!!!!!!!

She said, "Hey, where have you been?"  She thought I was someone else.  


I am sorry, I am getting too excited.  I can't help it though.  Isn't she beautiful?

I need your advice, though.  What should I tell her?  Should I act like I'm the person she thinks she knows?  What if the person she thinks I am is a bad person?  Or what if it's a really good person and she would date me if I would just be that person?

Or should I tell her that I'm just Norman and actually not the person she knows but that I would like to know her so that then I would be a person that she knows and then she could say, "Hey, where have you been?" and it would make more sense.

So many choices.  So many choices.

Humans, help me!


Roseanne Dowell said...

Just be yourself. You're sweet, cute and amuzing. What more could she want?

Katie Hines said...

Love the ah, interview! Sorry I don't have any words of wisdom for you. Just be the best bot you can be, and things will work out.