SHE talked to me.
SHE!!! THE ONE!!!!! My dream-bot!!!!!!!!!!
She said, "Hey, where have you been?" She thought I was someone else.
ISN'T THAT AMAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!?!?!?!?
I am sorry, I am getting too excited. I can't help it though. Isn't she beautiful?
I need your advice, though. What should I tell her? Should I act like I'm the person she thinks she knows? What if the person she thinks I am is a bad person? Or what if it's a really good person and she would date me if I would just be that person?
Or should I tell her that I'm just Norman and actually not the person she knows but that I would like to know her so that then I would be a person that she knows and then she could say, "Hey, where have you been?" and it would make more sense.
So many choices. So many choices.
Humans, help me!