They call this poetry?
The Grinch stood back
Ready to attack
Because Killarney and Nancy
Doesn’t suit his prancy
“Why pick on those
who dislike prose
when all you had to do
was remove your masks and say BOO!”
Grinch laughs away
With no dismay
Happy to see Killarney and Nancy
Lose at their own gaming smancy
Grinch wins this round
and stomps the ground
brushing up pepples and grime
While shutting his door,
He peers at the poets once more.
“Santa is big and fat,
Grinch is green and all that,
So next time you dare to recite
Remember I have a nasty bite.”
7 comments:
LOL! Is that the best you can do Grinchy? You had better take Lea's online conference next year!
You might have a nasty bite, but your poetry stinks. *lol* You should leave the rhyming up to Dr. Seuss.
Sad, very, very sad
You're a mean one Mr. Grinch! NOT!
Give the Grinch an inch
And you have his butt to pinch
All green and fat and smarmy
It would take this man's army
To get me within an inch
Of Mr. Grinch.
Our poetry spoke to you of green and cranky one
We got a response from you
and we have annoyed you
Our work here is done!
Nancy
GRINCH: I should have known better than to respond to females. But the one who talks about pinching my butt...CALL ME
You've got to love old Grinchy - the harder you slap him down, the quicker he comes back for more...
Hey Mr. Grinch...don't you just love how...uhm...FREEING pentameter is...and you do it SOOOO well...Right Kat I'm relaly trying not to hack up one of our kitties hairballs here...but the Grinch DID honor...sorta...pentameter.At least he TRIED.
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