GRINCH: They don't call me the Grinch for nothing. Welcome to my domain...make sure you step over Merry White while she's on my floor as my rug...WHAT!!! Why that's horrible? I would never make her lie there for more than five hours...
MERRY WHITE: God bless ye Merry Gentlem...GRINCH: WHAT! You dare bless me in MY HOME!! Another four hour rug time, Merry. What are you looking at?
SUGAR CANE: Ah...ah...GRINCH: Spill it, I don't have all day. I have Musers to fry this month before stealing a few gifts and trees.
NAT CRACKER: Hiya, Grinch. I guess the party is about to begin.GRINCH: And I need more firewood...
NAT CRACKER: See ya'.
GRINCH: But the little guy was right...the party is about to begin.
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Ah can't have a party with the Grinch. Hey Nat, why don't you stick around. (little play on words there - stick around.
Now Grinch - Back off! You think you got attitude at Christmas? HAH! Come on big boy take on someone who has 12 years of retail dealing with Christmas shoppers. I'll have you whimpering.
GRINCH: And they come out of their hiding spots finally. Don't you just love the color green? Green with envy? My charms too much for you? Watch your email boxes. My interviews are about to begin.
Yeah - and Green is also the color of illness... Green around the gills ring any bells.
GRINCH: I guess it's true what they say, be one to know one. How are your gills today? Sticks and stones may break my bones...but my holiday spirit just got revved to the max.
Now Merry, remember being a floor rug is close to being a magic carpet. Hang in there, save a few Christmas wishes and whip the rug right out from under Grinch's feet!;)
Yawn! That the best you got sweety? Cause it's as lame as cynobacteria - that's green and fossilized! Just like you.
Aw, Grinchy, you know you want to sing a Christmas carol. How about Jingle Bells? I'll sing along with you...come on...
Finally, Mr. Nasty himself has arrived. hehehe, bring it on Grinchy! Every Christmas the kids and I watch your movie and it always ends the same. Do you remember how or should I remind you? Yup, Little Cindy Lou Hoo kicks your butt. Feeling a little dejavoo yet? My twin Nancy Bell and I have got our 'grinch kickin'" boots on!
I have only one thing to say: Grinch, you are sooooooo attractive. I just love green, it's so . . . bilious, and isn't that what Christmas is all about?
GRINCH: What is wrong with you people? Cindy Lou was an exception...she was small...what's your excuse, blondie?
Hey, Nat, where did you go? Is that you hiding behind the Christmas tree? Not so brave now are you? I knew you weren't as nasty as you pretended. Come on out, I'll protect you.
Come on, Grinch, we know you have a heart of gold under all that crabbiness. You secretly love Christmas!
I agree with Sally. We can't forget how Mr. Grinch's story ends. His heart gets bigger and he gets nicer.
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