Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Killarney's Christmas Song

The Christmas Song
Man-nuts roasting on an open fire,
Cyrus Keith nipping on your hose,
Yuletide carols being sung by a tire,
And folks dressed up like Eskimos. (Well we live in Canada don't we?)
Everybody knows a turkey and the occasional dumbo,
Help to make them a little bright.
Little Lin with her eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight. (Turn down the Christmas carols ya think?)
We know that Santa's on his way;
Quick let's unload all the toys and goodies on his sleigh.
And every peeper is going to spy,
To see if reindeer really do up their flys. (Made ya look! Perverts!)
And so I'm offering this naughty phrase,
To authors from one to ninety-two, Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you
(And a 'Bah Humbug' too!)

1 comment:

Colleen Guggenberger said...

Totally loving this~ ! Making being sick with the flu, a wee bit easier! You are both hilarious, and talented.