Bonella and her crew are now in a deep, deep sleep in their crypt until next year. However, we have a whole new cast willing to host our Holiday Blog Festival. Merry White, take it away...
MERRY WHITE: Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house...
SUGAR CANE: Oh I love that story, Merry! More, more!
NAT CRACKER: Why don't you and Merry go choke on your candy cane?
LEA: Now, Nat, where's your holiday spirit?
NAT CRACKER: Went out the door when kids busted my head, poked my arms out and used them as drum sticks, and when my legs were almost used as firewood.
SUGAR CANE: Want to borrow my candy canes?
NAT CRACKER: No, you need them to choke on.
LEA: I see we're going to have an awesome blog festival again.
Enjoy everyone. Make sure to log on often because like in October, I'll be posting surprise musical videos for you to answer a question and win the ebook mentioned in my video post. BUT, you need to yell our the answer in our readers group, either our:
mainstream readers group
our romance erotica readers group
So join today and just maybe you'll be one of our lucky ebook winners during December 1st to the 17th.
NAT CRACKER: By the way, Lea, my cousin said to say hi to you.
LEA: That's nice of her. Do I know her?
NAT CRACKER: HAHAHAHAHAHA
LEA: What's so funny?
NAT CRACKER: Of course you know her.
LEA: Who is she?
NAT CRACKER: BONELLA!!
LEA: Aw, shoot. Now I know how this month's gonna be like.
NAT CRACKER: Twas the night before Christmas last year when Bonella and I rigged the dog with tons of Christmas lights and he went...pop, pop, pop.
LEA: Night everyone.