MERRY WHITE: Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house...
SUGAR CANE: Oh I love that story, Merry! More, more!
NAT CRACKER: Why don't you and Merry go choke on your candy cane?LEA: Now, Nat, where's your holiday spirit?
NAT CRACKER: Went out the door when kids busted my head, poked my arms out and used them as drum sticks, and when my legs were almost used as firewood.
SUGAR CANE: Want to borrow my candy canes?
NAT CRACKER: No, you need them to choke on.
LEA: I see we're going to have an awesome blog festival again.
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NAT CRACKER: By the way, Lea, my cousin said to say hi to you.
LEA: That's nice of her. Do I know her?
NAT CRACKER: HAHAHAHAHAHA
LEA: What's so funny?
NAT CRACKER: Of course you know her.
LEA: Who is she?
NAT CRACKER: BONELLA!!
LEA: Aw, shoot. Now I know how this month's gonna be like.
NAT CRACKER: Twas the night before Christmas last year when Bonella and I rigged the dog with tons of Christmas lights and he went...pop, pop, pop.
LEA: Night everyone.
14 comments:
ROFL that is too funny!:-)
Oh boy. This is going to be fun. I thought Nat Cracker's comments reminded me of Bonella. Once he confirmed it, I started to wonder if Roseanne knew.
Merry, you're absolutely beautiful. Sugar, you're a delight. Nat - well you're just....I'm so sorry to hear the children did all that to you. Maybe Santa's elves can help put you back together again.
@Susanne, I'm just checking in. Yeah, Nat sounded a bit like Bonella, but I doubt anyone can top her. I'm certainly looking forward to this holiday festival. I'm sure it's going to be a blast.
Aww poor Nat the children did that to you. I know a few individuals that I would love to use a NUT Cracker on.
ROFL Great fun.
So...that's how the Nat Cracker does Christmas lights...hmmm, lighting the dog until the lights pop like popcorn, or is that Bonella's creation?
Fun stuff...and it tis the season.
LOL - This is definitely going to be an exciting festival
NAT CRACKER: Yes, Delilah, the children did that to me. I am not a liar, just ask my girlfriend...no wait...on second thought...
This is shaping up to be a fun season.
No wonder Nat as a chip on his shoulder. :)
Poor, poor Nat. Such a pity, a girlfriend? You actually have a girlfriend?
NAT CRACKER: Ah, yes, the famous 'RO' as Bonella described and warned me about. I am not Bonella, dear lady. I do not have fangs. I simply beat on your head with my wooden hands, so please, back off.
Oh poor Nat...where is your holiday spirit? You still have your body... and that awesome uniform:)
NAT CRACKER: Moonsanity, what's your number?
Just how many relatives does Bonella have waiting in the wings for us? Is she related to a poteen embalmed leprechaun? Cupid with thorns? Nat, by the end of this month, you are going to be ready to tip the champagne fantastic with A New Year's "cracker" or two.
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