BONELLA: Now I just had to enlarge my exquisite shot taken by the Crypt Police in my honor.
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE...
This is a DUKE OUT. You know...like bashing each other over the head for the prize? By the way, what the heck is the prize. Oh puhlease don't tell me there's no prize!!! I traveled one hundred miles straight up for nothing?
No wait...I'm having so much fun lighting your fires.
By the way...meet the head of the Crypt Police...Gumeeth.
GUMEETH: WHAT THE HELL SMELLS SO BAD!!!
BONELLA: Sorry, hon, that's the human stench.
MUMMSY: Bonella, where are these ugly creatures?
BONELLA: Hiding...bunch a chicken shi...
LEA: This is a family blog, Bonella.
BONELLA: Bite me! This is a DUKE OFF and if your participants can't handle it then let them forfeit...or simply die and we'll guide them back to our crypt gladly.
LEA: You are forgetting one thing, Bonella.
BONELLA: And what, dare I ask, is that, Miss Greek.
LEA: I can delete anything and everything you post. So I'd bite back my tongue a bit if I was you and take your bony limps down a notch.
BONELLA: Touche...you win round one, but as one of your greats says...
I'LL BE BACK!!
2 comments:
JET WALKER: YADA, YADA, YADA. I need more competition than a cryptic old biddy. See my votes? Stick those in a cavity or two. Or three, or four...I gotta enough to fill you up. What do you got?
Looks like a bunch of teeth and a bad personality.
BONELLA: Oh Jet, you come on so strong...who taught you how to spell YADA YADA YADA...By the way, did I mention I'm a whiz at cracking voting polls? And I see you can count up to four...give the man a prize.
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