Bonella mouths off

BONELLA: Now I just had to enlarge my exquisite shot taken by the Crypt Police in my honor.

After reading most of the postings here I'm beginning to think this above ground world you humans live in has gone to crap. Mermaids, witches, men who get lost in Italy...then again that's a man for you...a P.I. who can't stop talking about hair polished nails...this Jordan chick who found a stranger and doesn't know what to do with him...

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE...

This is a DUKE OUT. You know...like bashing each other over the head for the prize? By the way, what the heck is the prize. Oh puhlease don't tell me there's no prize!!! I traveled one hundred miles straight up for nothing?

No wait...I'm having so much fun lighting your fires.

 By the way...meet the head of the Crypt Police...Gumeeth. 

GUMEETH: WHAT THE HELL SMELLS SO BAD!!!

BONELLA: Sorry, hon, that's the human stench.

 

MUMMSY: Bonella, where are these ugly creatures?

BONELLA: Hiding...bunch a chicken shi...

LEA: This is a family blog, Bonella.

BONELLA: Bite me! This is a DUKE OFF and if your participants can't handle it then let them forfeit...or simply die and we'll guide them back to our crypt gladly.

LEA: You are forgetting one thing, Bonella.

BONELLA: And what, dare I ask, is that, Miss Greek.

LEA: I can delete anything and everything you post. So I'd bite back my tongue a bit if I was you and take your bony limps down a notch.

BONELLA: Touche...you win round one, but as one of your greats says...

I'LL BE BACK!!