Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Co, boobala, lighten up

Listen Co, just because yhou don't know what a Blue Lady Detective Snub Nose Special is doesn't mean it can't do a lot of damage. It can snap your sword in two. It can put your lights asunder. Lila Hamilton Alvarez, has been known to shoot the backside off a knat at 50 paces with one and I'm pretty good with it, myself. However, let's all get along! You're okay, I'm okay. And if I see any dragons hovering around the Golden Gate Bridge, you're the guy I call. Meanwhile, keep doing them ab workouts. A loincloth is not very forgiving, if you get my drift.

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