Jake needs a little TLC

Jake, I feel your pain. Actually, I don't, but if I could, I would...maybe. Altho all this chit-chat about horsewhipping and anthills leaves me wondering about the bad karma with which you have surrounded yourself. Jake, a thought! I know this fab retreat in the Napa Valley. We could have a few glasses of chardonney, take a mudbath, and just release all those inner tensions. You sound a little stressed, pal, if you don't mind me saying.