Monday, March 7, 2011
Lee Alvarez sees a few people who need some anger management classes
I mean, come on, guys. So a few people are chasing you around! That's the business we're in, right? I say, as you're hoofing it away, try to look your best. It really lifts the spirits to know your Vera Wang looks just as good from the back as the front when you're leaping over a fence in pursuit or trying to get away. I can't tell you how many times I have said to a villian, I've said, 'Sweetie, your problem is that Armani suit is just too tight. You're cutting off your circulation. Next time, spend the extra bucks, get the right tailor. It pays in the end. And speaking of ends, have you seen yours when you threw your behind over that bridge? Jenny Craig, here you come.'
Posted by Heather Haven at 1:58 PM