Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Somebody took her grumpy pill tonight!
Bonella, sweetie, baby, take a deep breath and count to three. You know, I think I know why you're always so steamed. You need a good meal! No one can be as thin as you and be happy about it. It tends to make a person testy. Now I don't have a weight problem, coming in at 5'8" and 135 pounds (on a good day) but you know, Bon (I think I may call you Bon), you're a little underweight, even for a model. And you are a struggling model, right? The tilt of that hat? Those cheekbones? A dead give away. What you need is a good steak dinner. I'm taking you to Ruth's Chris the minute you get out here. So hop on your broom and don't hesitate.
Posted by Heather Haven at 12:13 AM