Count the Eyes and Divide by Two
He had survived SEAL training, four active war zones on
three continents, a crazy ex-wife and a bad case of dysentery.
His newest tattoo read “IRONMAN”. He was sure he was
Jumping out of a plane was no problem. Usually.
Unfortunately, the pilot overshot the jungle drop site.
Realigning in mid-air, he took aim at a small watering hole
with wide banks lined with dark logs.
Belatedly, he realized the logs were actually crocodiles, all
focused on dinner dropping by parachute right in their midst.Count the eyes and divide by two…
Should have brought more bullets.